The story that is told too often... girl meets boy... girl is unhappy. girl dumps boy, and meets new boy. Girl is happy with boy, and gains weight. Girl becomes unhappy for various reasons, dumps boy, loses weight, then repeats the cycle. screw off every single one of you that's like that.

I'm not bitter. Wait... yes I am.

3 Big Birthdays today. Stephen King, Chuck Jones, and H. G. Wells. We can put them all together and we would get a terrifying story about snoopy locked in the dungeounous basement of a remote cabin with a dangerous clown... and during that time they would jump to the future where the morlocks would attempt to eat Snoopy, but then an alien invasion would occur, and the ending would be a twist... charlie brown was brought back to life in the pet cemetary, but now he's evil.